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Soft, breathable, and quietly funny — this tee wraps a laid-back message in clean, everyday style. The lightweight Airlume cotton feels gentle on the skin and drapes well whether you’re layered under a jacket or wearing it solo. A whimsical illustration of a fish on a bicycle and the line “I need procrastination like a fish needs a bicycle” sits centered on the chest in muted, vintage-inspired tones. Subtle details like a ribbed crew neckline, shoulder tape, and side seams keep the shirt looking sharp after many wears and washes. Tear-away label and responsibly made sourcing give it a comfortable, conscience-clear finish — wear it to diffuse a tense moment, spark a laugh at a meet-up, or just claim a quiet corner of the couch with style.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton; lightweight 4.2 oz/yd² for breathable comfort
- Ribbed knit crew collar with seam and shoulder tape for shape retention and stability
- Side seams for better structure and longer-lasting fit
- Printed using DTF/DTG methods for crisp, vibrant sleeve and label details; tear-away neck label to reduce irritation
- REACH certified; responsibly manufactured with Fair Labor Association and Platinum WRAP standards
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
Procrastination Funny Tee — "I Need Procrastination Like a Fish Needs a Bicycle" Graphic T‑Shirt
$18.81