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This cozy crewneck carries a playful, tongue-in-cheek design for anyone who laughs at their own delays. Soft yet sturdy, the medium-heavy cotton-poly blend feels warm against the skin while the classic fit keeps movement easy — great for lounging, late-night studying, or running short errands when motivation is low. The illustrated square print centers a cheerful cartoon and witty line, giving the front a relaxed, artsy vibe that pairs well with jeans or sweatpants. Thoughtful details like ribbed collar and cuffs, double-needle stitching, and a tear-away label make it comfortable for all-day wear. Ethically sourced cotton and OEKO-TEX dyes mean the sweatshirt is made with care for both people and the planet.
Product features
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability
- Classic crewneck fit with ribbed collar, cuffs, and waistband; double-needle stitching
- Tubular knit construction (no side seams) for a clean look and reduced fabric waste
- Printed design using DTG with DTF inner neck labels; optional embroidery placements
- Ethically sourced US cotton and OEKO-TEX certified dyes; compliant with safety standards
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
Procrastination Humor Sweatshirt — “I Need Procrastination Like a Fish Needs a Bicycle” Crewneck
$29.95